100 Themes challenge! [link]

I needed a new journal and ~So-and-so456 did an awesome quiz that I'm stealing -[]-


[/] - You like cheese. (sometimes.)
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today. (who hasn't?)
[x] - You have choked on something. (at some point in my life probably)
[ ] - You are a writer. (my writing skillz suuuuck)
[ ] - You smoke.
[ ] - You like to swim.
[x] - You have farted more than once today. (again, who hasn't?)
[x] - You like ice cream. (ice cream! 8D)

TOTAL SO FAR = 4.5

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks. (actually I dun drink much of anything...)
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.(yes?)
[ ] - You like jewelry. (I like free jewelry |D )
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (I'm too indecisive!)

TOTAL SO FAR = 7.5

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[ ] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (uhhhhhhh..)
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs. (eggs are really health, man)
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 11.5

[x] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[ ] - You have eaten something odd before. (I'm the words most picky eater EVER)
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has ticked you off in the past week. (I'm sure something has, i just can't think of it...)
[ ] - You cuss a lot. (I physically can't swear! D8 )
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[X] - You play video games.
[ ] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 16.5

[ ] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual. (bi, baby)
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. (Cancer D: )
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[X] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (huh?
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's. ()
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 18.5

[/] - You like fire. (i like looking at fire, I dun like being close to fire)
[/] - You have fainted or passed out before. (gotten hecka close)
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot. (purelllll~)
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[x] - You daydream frequently.

TOTAL SO FAR = 21.5

[ ] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (I should post a pic of my wall...)
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[/] - You have a fetish for something. (yes?)
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz. (was that mean? D
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[ ] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (Inky's supah cute~)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (Motions to ~OoLuNaTickoO )
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends. (I know under 10 people! 8D)
[x] - You have ran away from something. (I'm sure i have..)
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "Slingblade".

TOTAL SO FAR = 34

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (I don't like soda..)
[ ] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are/is still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[x] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown. (I'm dark blondish?)
[ ] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 37

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween. (not since 6th grade...)
[x] - You love cats. (meow!)
[/] - You have a quirky personality. (maybe?)
[ ] - You are a coffee addict. (I HATE coffee! Dx )
[ ] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ ] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?" (Ex: I would flick 'em off). (what?)
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (|D )

GRAND TOTAL--- 40.5
|D i am a rather large and smelly fish parachute


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity